ONE PIECE: Movie 2: Clockwork Island Adventure CH1

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P.S: Contains LuNa (LuffyxNami) and LuNa kids (let's pretend the crew is 20-25 here with two ten year olds )

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Luffy sat on a rock by the sea, winding up a toy windmill.

He smiled. "Neehee! Oi! I found something cool! Come and see! Oi!"

"What's he so happy about now...?" Nami lifted up her head a bit from the lounge chair she was laying on as she tanned.

"Sorry to keep you waiting, Nami-san!" Sanji cooed as he walked over to Nami in his swim trunks. "Then, if I may..." He unlatched the back of her dark pink bikini and began to gently rub oil on her back. He nostrils flared and his cheeks went red as his smiled curled. "Oh, Nami-san! Your skin is so smooth!"

"Your hand slips even once and I'll kill you, ok?" She said in a serious tone.

"Hai~!"

Zoro was training on the beach a few feet away from Nami and Sanji. He wore only his pants with three very large and heavy sandbags on his back as he did push-ups.

"Oi, Zoro is that what you ever do!?" shouted a ten year old girl's voice

"We don't get a vacation every day you know" shouted a younger ten year old voice shouted

"I'd rather train." He replied to them, sweat dripping from his brow.

The kids looked at eachother, they were almost identical to eachother. "Typical Zoro"

"Ho?" Luffy's head perked up as he gazed towards the ocean.

"Iiyaa This is one great vacation!" Sanji sighed.

"That's fine." Nami replied. "But just remember that we've got bounties on our heads."

"Naa minna minna! Come look! It's really cool!" Luffy shouted.

Usopp ran towards the beach wearing an old fashion men's swimsuit with red and white stripes and an inner tube wrapped around his waist. He stopped short in front of Nami's lounge chair, ignoring Luffy. "But aren't you the one relaxing most, Miss Nami?"

Luffy pouted. "Na... Naa... Come look! It's the Going Merry!"

Nami shouted back at Luffy. "It's ok for now. We're not in any hurry to get going."

"I agree with Nami-san." Sanji responded.

"Our ship is really something" Luffy continued. Everyone stopped for a moment at glanced at the Going Merry.

Usopp smiled. "What are you talking about, Luf– WAAAAAAAH!"

Everyone gasped in fear as they saw their caravel sailing away. "EEEEEH? GOING MERRY GO!"

"Our pirate mark is so cool!" Luffy admired on his rock.

"Baka yarou!" Zoro yelled at him from behind. "How can you be so calm?"

Usopp ran over closer to the water. "Our ship just got stolen!"

Luffy spun his head around with his eyes bulging and his jaw dropped. "NANI? STOLEN?"

"YOU DIMWIT!" The two children shouted at their idiotic father / captain.

"But who would be stealing our ship? The Navy's not even around!" ten year old, Ace said

Luffy jumped off the rock and stretched his arm out towards the Going Merry. "Hold it, thief!" His fingers traced the ship, but failed to grab it. Luffy fell to the ground as soon as his arm snapped back into place.

Usopp began to cry. "The Going Merry was the soul I got from Kaya!"

"Being robbed by a fellow thief? This is a joke, right?" Nami waved a fist furiously as the other held her bathing suit over her breasts.

"GIVE IT BAAAAAAACK!" Everyone screamed.

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ONE WEEK LATER!

"It's been a whole week since it's been stolen..." Sanji murmured. "But you know... couldn't we have found a better ship?"

He glanced at the pathetic boat he and everyone else was sitting in, or rather squished in. It was nothing more that a tiny swan boat with little wheels rotating on the side as it's way of traveling through the water. With the boat being crowded, Luffy hung on to the swan's neck to make a little more room. Nami, clutching her daughter, making sure she won't fall into the ocean due to the ten year old's devil fruit power.

"Not to mention clothes..." Zoro added.

He was right. He was wearing an old grey wedding kimono and black robe over it with wooden sandals and socks. Usopp was wearing an old temple monk's uniform with the fan and long pointed hat to go along with it. Strangely, Nami was wearing a white wedding dress and veil while Sanji wore a white groom's tuxedo to match. Anna and Ace wore pageboy styled outfits. Luffy was the only one still in his normal clothes since he wasn't in his swim suit like everyone else.

"Quit complaining." Usopp snorted. "The only place open was a rental store for wedding ceremonies..."

"Don't remind me..." Anna grumbled, who is Luffy and Nami's daughter and twin sister to Ace.

"By the way, where are we?" Luffy asked.

"I don't know!" Nami complained. "My maps and compass were all stolen with the ship, remember?"

"And my swords too, kuso!" Zoro cursed.

Sanji sighed. "I don't even have a pair of shoes." He glanced down at his feet and eyed the slender sandals he was wearing.

"It's good we're going after that thief and all!" Nami yelled. "But why did you set out to sea without any preparation?"

Sploosh! Splash! Splash!

"A-ah! Nnn! Help–!"

The Straw-Hat gang's swan boat drifted over to some flailing arms out of the water.

"Oi look, there's a kid over there." Usopp pointed out.

"Is he drowning?" Zoro asked.

Sanji pushed his way to the other side of the swan boat and leaped into the sea. "Guess I gotta do something..." He swam over to the struggling boy. "Oi! Are you alright over there?"

The boy suddenly stopped splashing and smiled wide. "Thanks for asking!"

Just then, a net sprung up from under the water and scooped the swan boat and the pirates inside it. "NANI?" They all cried, confused.

A large wooden boat revealed itself behind some rocks with nothing but cargo boxes and a man on it. The man had his arms crossed with a sly smile. He wore a pair of brown goggles on his wavy light brown hair and a large pale green coat and puffy tan pants with leather boots then stopped just below his knees. He looked a lot like a plane pilot with his neck ruffle and gloves. He even wore a backpack.

He held out his hand as the boy climbed onto the boat. "Good work, Akisu."

"Easy victory!" The boy pointed at the captured pirates. "Piece of cake! Idiots like them are easy to trick."

"Chikushoooo, ano gaki!" Sanji growled through his teeth.

"But they're only a gang of poor folk." The boy continued as the boat sailed closer to the net. "You can tell they don't have any money just by the look of them."

"Duped, eh?" The man sighed in disappointment. "A group of paupers, huh?" He pulled a piece of rope from under the net, releasing the gang hard onto their boat.

"Who the hell are you?" Anna shouted at the man as she sat up.

The man smiled, as if he was happy she asked. "Us?"

"Those sailing in search of a mountain of treasure!" He and the boy said together, making weird fighting poses. "The thief brothers!" They turned towards each other and connected their fists together with pride. They then jumped into the air, making a few flips as they landed perfectly on some cargo boxes.

The man presented his arm and pointed at himself. "Borodo and..."

The boy copied. "Akisu da!"

Usopp sweat dropped. "Thief brothers?" The cargo boxes shook and fell beneath their feet, causing Borodo and Akisu to fall.

"What's that?" Luffy asked, getting up from the floor.

Nami leaned over and observed the spilled cargo. "It's just a bunch of trash."

Usopp smiled with confidence. "Well well, they're nothing more than scavengers."

"That's not true!" Akisu shouted as he sat himself up. "Watch what you say about Borodo! Borodo is the man who will steal the Diamond Clock from Clockwork Island, and become the greatest thief in the world!"

Nami's eyes glittered. "You mean the famous Diamond Clock?"

"What's that?" Ace asked.

"The finest jewel and greatest artifact ever crafted! The most valuable clock in the world!"

Sanji's eyes became hearts. "AH! That's our knowledgeable Nami-swan!"

Usopp crossed his arms. "Ah... so if someone was able to steal it, he really would be the world's greatest thief."

"Nanda? Then he's just like me!" Luffy smiled.

Borodo stared at him. "Huh?"

Luffy pointed at himself and smiled. "I'm going to be the greatest pirate in the world! The Pirate King!"

"P-Pirate King?" He stopped then pointed at the sad sight of the swan boat. "With this ship?"

Usopp and Luffy yelled in fury. "NO WAY IN HELL!"

Sanji shook his head. "Our ship got stolen. But we don't know the shithead who did it."

"Does your ship have a pirate mark wearing a straw hat?" Borodo asked.

"You've seen it?" Usopp asked.

"Ah. I saw it with the Trump Kyoudai."

Luffy blinked. "Trump Kyoudai?"

"They're a nefarious group of pirates that have a stronghold on Clockwork Island and terrorize the surrounding area. And the Diamond Clock that I'm after is also in their possession."

He fumbled through his coat and took out 5 wanted posters all with the bounties of the Trump Kyoudai pirates. One was of "Boo-Jack", a fat man with a pig headdress and cloak. The next one was of a young sexy woman named "Honey-Bee" with curly blonde locks and hoop earrings. Next was of an ugly looking man with the name that fit him "Skunk-One" with pilot goggles and a big, long pointy nose with a curled french looking mustache. Then there was "Pin-Joker" who looked like a vampire jester with pointy ears and nose, slick black hair in a low pony tail, hopped earrings, feathered neck piece, and face make-up. One eye had red diamonds over it, the other had a tear, but a scar stood out across his face. Finally was their captain named "Bear King" who looked a lot like a big brown bear with a flared beard and sideburns with an upside down spade tattoo on his forehead.

"They don't look so tough." Sanji and Zoro said together. They stopped and glared at each other as if they said something offensive to one another. "Why did you say that?" They said together, again, getting in each other's face. "I'M the one that said they were nothing!"

Everyone else ignored them as Luffy scanned the wanted posters. "This bear guy is too cool! Kakoii!"

Borobo's brow twitched. "What are you so happy for? They stole your ship! You're suppose to be pissed! You're suppose to wanna beat the crap out of them!"

Ace raised an eyebrow. "They're all stupid looking and ugly. Except her." He pointed to Honey-Bee's wanted poster. "She just looks like a slut."

Borodo's eyes bulged. "They're suppose to be ruthless pirates, not models!"

Akisu ran over by his friend. "B-Borodo! Over there!"

Everyone stopped and looked in the direction Akisu was pointing.

"A-Are wa...!" Usopp sweat dropped nervously.

A large pirate armada was sailing in front of them with a pirate flag blowing in the wind with a teddy bear head on it with the spade, heart, diamond, and clover symbol on each corner. Each sail had their own number and symbol on it.

"The Trump Pirates!" Borodo mumbled loudly.

"Oi, Trump Kyoudai!" Luffy shouted up at the ship in front.

A naked woman was on leaning against the bow. She turned around as if she just noticed the wooden ship. Ace and Anna shielded their eyes.

Sanji lost it. "OOOOOAAAAH! That is one SEXY lady!"

"Nani? And what might you want?" She asked in a smooth tone, resting her head on her hand. The gang noticed she was swimming naked in a pool of water. She had blonde hair in pigtails with eye and lip make-up and her skin was milky smooth; in fact, her skin seemed too amazingly milky smooth...

Nami's eye twitched. "Why the hell is she swimming naked with men onboard...?" She mumbled in an embarrassed tone. "That's shameful..."

"Give us back the ship you stole from us!" Luffy shouted up at her.

"Your ship?" She asked in an innocent manner. "I've never seen it."

"Like hell you haven't!" Nami was now the one shouting up at her.

The woman stared at Nami for a moment then smiled. Nami blinked at her, confused. Suddenly, a round being leaped from behind the woman and landed in front of the bow.

"Alright! Time for a riddle!"

"Riddle?" Sanji asked.

He held up a finger. "One: Who will become the greatest pirate in the world, the Pirate King?"

"Naa Boo Jack. That one's way too easy." The woman smiled at him.

Luffy stood with a serious expression and pointed to himself. "ORE!"

"Buu buu! You're wrong! The answer is our boss, Bear King-sama!"

"No, you're wrong." Luffy said innocently. "No common knowledge, I guess." He knelt his head with his arms spread out in disappointment.

Boo Jack snarled. "Nani?"

Sanji sighed, pulling his hair back from his face. "What kind of riddle is that anyway?"

"I knew these guys were nothing special." Zoro stood there, unamused.

"And aren't riddles suppose to make you think instead of easy answers? It seems more like question than a riddle if you ask me." Nami sighed.

Boo Jack's face twisted angrily. "Buu buu! Mocking the Trump Pirates, eh?"

The woman smiled. "Well then, it seems we have to explain it to them." She snapped her fingers, causing all the pirates on the other ships to reveal themselves with weapons in their hands. They all shouted and yelled with joy, enjoying the thought of killing the crew. They ran towards them, smiling.

Sanji placed a hand in his pocket. "They're out." He says calmly.

Zoro sighed. "No choice."

Borodo smiled. "Yosha! Let's see it!"

As the pirates began to get closer to the gang, Luffy ran out front, placing his hat on top of Nami's head. "Hold this for me." She didn't protest. "GOMU GOMU NO... PISTOL!" Luffy's arm stretched, nailing a line of men into the ship's side.

Meanwhile, Sanji was doing the best he could fighting in sandals. He performed back flips, twirls and spins that were too fast for any of the pirates to hit. Zoro was fighting effortlessly as well. He fought with only a bokken that came with the outfit, nailing the pirates in the jaw and stomach. Usopp just did his best trying to dodge all of the falling pirates that Luffy, Sanji, and Zoro were knocking out of the way. Nami watched on the sidelines while the twins did their best to fight off the straggling pirates coming after them, using their punches and water styled commands to throw the pirates off.

Akisu and Borodo stood there in awe. "Those guys are really strong!" Borodo commented.

The naked woman was leaning over the bow, amused by the sight. "Ah So they can fight."

"Here I come!" Boo Jack flew into the air, rolling into a ball as his spiked cloak covered his whole body. He rolled across the wooden ship, almost splitting it in half while everyone ran out of his way.

The woman, whom everyone realized was Honey Bee, winked at Boo Jack and smiled gleefully. "That's my Boo Jack"

"What is that guy?" Sanji asked.

Zoro spat. "He might be a bit tricky."

Usopp panicked. "Yosh! Leave this to me!" He grabbed a paddle from the back of the ship and rowed as fast as he physically could. "My famous 'Escaping is Winning' master plan!" He stuttered.

"RUNNING AWAY?" Everyone screamed at him.

"Oh my." Honey Bee sighed.

As the gang rowed frantically away, a tiny box fell out of Akisu's jacket pocket. "Ah! STOP!" He hit Usopp on the head with a plank while Borodo quickly jumped into the sea, swimming after his box.

Usopp laid on the floor, slowly coming conscious. "Wha... what happened?"

"It's safe!" Borodo shouted back at them, waving the box over his head. Akisu sighed with relief.

Suddenly, several bombs fell out of nowhere onto their boat and exploded instantly. The ship was completely destroyed leaving only bits and pieces of wooden planks floating all around. Only one plank was big enough for everyone to hang on. Zoro was holding onto Luffy so he wouldn't drown, while Sanji held onto Anna.

Boo Jack was floating a few yards away from them with Honey Bee, now fully clothed, standing on his round back. "Now it's riddle time again! What is it we want most?"

Everyone gasped, but only Sanji showed fury, and the two children scared. "Nami-san!" "MOMMY!!!!"

Boo Jack smiled. "Yes you're right! We'll be taking her along with us." Honey Bee held the unconscious Nami in her arms, fully clothed with a robe that looked a lot like what a Queen would wear from a deck of cards.

Sanji's eyes widened. "Nanda tou?"

"She'll be our souvenir for Captain Bear King-sama."

"Souvenir?" Usopp asked, afraid of the answer he might receive.

"After we take her away, it'll be fun to see him do this and that with her." Honey Bee giggled in an innocent manner again.

Everyone replied at once. "This and that?"

There was a long pause, until Boo Jack broke the silence by throwing another bomb at the gang. Everyone flew backwards and were pushed under the water. Luffy got out of Zoro's grasp and began to sink fast. He quickly retrieved his helpless captain and when they resurfaced, they saw Honey Bee running on Boo Jack's round body as they made their way back to the armada.

"Kuso!" Sanji grunted.